Actually, do you know what? Not only am I lazy, but I"m also selfish. This leads me to two conclusions:


#1 - you guys are stupid for being my friend but I love you anyhow ;)
b) I'm not going to explain what happened in the first four weeks of India.

If you want the full story, ask my mum (if you don't have her address, email me and I'll be so generous as to give it to you) and she will give you the whole shebang.

If you're too lazy to do that, you'll have to make do with my very. . . succinct summary below.

The Mother of All Run-On Sentences

(English teachers avert their eyes)

After world-wide panic and the (odd) idea that had been kidnapped I was forced to return to Delhi where I was held captive by a (evil) Scotsman, then I went to Shimla, found out that I'm just not a monastery girl, took lots of pictures of monkeys, returned to Hell and Satan (aka - Delhi and the Scotsman) and took a 48 hour train down to my art school in Kerala, where I felt homesick (still do, really), ate lots of food, became addicted to doing anaerobic exercises, applied to Acadia university, and got The Sound of Music seriously stuck in my head.

. . .


Tadah!!!!!


*breathes a sigh of relief*


And now you are finally up to date. Of course, there are about 9 bajillion things I haven't told you, but as you can no doubt see, with all of that happening to me, and the fact that I'm very. . . wordy when I write, it would simply be impossible for me to tell you through this blog. So email my mum, and she, who is a heck of a lot less lazy, marginally less wordy, and stunningly more beautiful and more intelligent than me, will fill you in on the details.

Love you Mum. :)

Now, I know you're probably disappointed that you didn't get to hear about the rest of my trip, but guess what?!?!?! Now that I'm finally caught up with myself, I'll be in the mood much more often to tell you what's going on because it will be much more recent and that's a heck of a lot more fun to write about. So get ready to hear a lot about:

a) the giant spider the side of my hand that comes into my room every night a creeps across my walls ever so slowly towards my bed
#2 - the dozens of geckos that hunt the stupid bugs that keep on banging onto the ground repeatedly, like they're trying to be eaten
iii) how I'm really starting to realize how acclimatized I am to the heat (28 degrees average) because last night it was 26 degrees and I was cold!!!! I'm going to die when I come back to Canada

So please don't be too upset that I skimmed over so much. The details will probably come out of me slowly but surely. You know that I can't help myself. ;)

So continue being stupid and being my friend (or, if you insist, you can stop being my friend, but at least leave a comment),

Miss 'yall tons and tons,
Bisous,
Namaste (goodbye/hello in Hindi),

Xyo,

The Girl Who's Tried To Catch One of the Geckos But Who Stepped In Elephant Poo In The Process