Okeydoke, peoples. Some people (*coughs* muzzah *coughs*) have been asking that I update my blog. The reason I've been putting it off so long is because internet is ridiculously expensive in New Zealand (sometimes as much as $6/hour!) and I'm a cheapskate.
And this is not gonna stop now. I'm gonna write this as fast as possible because I don't want to pay more than the $1 charged for 20 minutes at this cafe.
So here's my update:
I'm in New Zealand
I'm going to bike around the country.
New Zealand turns out to be rather chilly
I got a #@$%%$!!! cold and changed my mind.
Now I'm wearing a sweater in Christchurch and doing squat all.
I think about starting running, but then a string of booger drips into my morning porridge and I figure it's not the brightest idea.
I think about starting to paint, but then I go to an art supply store and look at the prices and how much @#$%$ stuff you need just to paint a picture and think maybe I should stick to writing.
I spend ridiculous amounts of money on clothes because all I had were bicycle clothing and one pair of jeans and a t-shirt, which were starting to attract flies (I exaggerate not!) (PS - so if the credit card people call, mom, tell them that it's OK. Lentil's just temporarily lost her mind)
I've ga- goddammit! Now I'm being charged $1.05. I'm off now.
Love love love!!
Lentil,
The Girl Who Missed New Country Music and is Listening to Enough to Kill All of My Family Members Aside from the Doeberts' (love ya) Ears Bleed
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3 comments:
I miss you!
I just told my former roommate who is in New Zealand right now that you two would get along nuts together because you both love doing crazy things and are positively fearless. Her name is Michelle, and her blog is http://expatextraordinaire.blogspot.com/
You should look her up!
I will cover you for an hour. $6 I can handle. We are hurting for deep lentil news. You know, the kind that shows us just how crazy wild you are. Although the $1.05 does give us an insight into the levels to which you will/will not stoop! You nutbar! We love you tons and tons and I think that we didn't get 20 minutes worth! I think you did some email checking too!
your mom
xoxoxoxoxoxo
who is putting $12 into your account so we can hear more about what is up with our 'lentil'.
Good to see you haven't loss your good sense of music. Yeah Country! You do realize that 'down under' it is now fall heading into winter..........
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